My Views on Tirupati and Tirumala

Monday, April 02, 2007

Funny Road Signs

During drving on the roads, I have observed these funny one liners. I think these oneliners relect the imagination of those who created them. It is really good to come up with such creations.

Enjoy....

Nazar Hatti toh Durghatna Ghati

Haste makes waste

Safety first Speed Next

Better be safe than sorry

Drive dont fly

Control your speed

Alert avoid accidents

Always expect the unexpected

Drive like Hell and you will be there

If you sleep your family will weep

After whisky, driving risky

First deserve then desire

Hurry makes worry

This is a highway not the runway

Faster will see disaster

On the bend go slow friend

Eager to last, why drive fast

Its your life, be safe

Better be late than sorry

Be Mr Late than Late Mr

Don't gossip let him drive

Go easy on my curves

Be soft on my curves

Be gentle on my curves

Don't hurry on my curves

Somebody is waiting for you, drive slow

Life is short, dont make it shorter

If married, divorce speed

Speed thrills, but kills

Be slow unless you have an appointment with God

I will add some more whenever I come across new ones.